I don't think much needs to be said about Toddy's ridiculously cute fire engine red long johns, except that they look even better from the back. Not because that model has a fine ass (although I'm sure she does) but because they come replete with a fully functional bum flap with press stud closure... Available from www.toddy.com.au in unisex small, medium and large for just $120 + shipping ($8 in Oz and $28 everywhere else) they're firmly on my wishlist. So is a hot toddy which, for the uninitiated, is coffee or similar plus alcohol and a hearty dash of sweetness. Hello, lover.